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The Inevitable Fuck Poem

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The Inevitable Fuck Poem.

Fuck the sand people,
and fuck them right now,
and fuck the camels too,
for a fucking fight,

if we fuck to fast,
we'll be fucked in the ass,
but the fucking fuck has to go,
its why we launched the fucking rocket,

to fuck them in their holes,
they hide in the fucking mountains,
and they hide in the fucking caves,
but what they forget, is our fucking ways,

we've got fucking weapons,
that can fuck them fucking for fucking days,
its a great fucking storying,
of fucking them up,

we fucked them so much,
they fucked right off to hide,
now they're fucking hiding,
as we fucking try,

so fucking the fucking fuckers,
and fuck their friends too,
anyone who fucks with us,
is bound to be fucked up too,

we can fuck you up,
its what we fucking do,
were fucking soldiers,
were paided fucking too,

we've got fucking guns,
and our fucking bombs,
fucking planes too,
so try us fucking on,
we've got a fucking army,
that is trained to fuck you up,
so when you all fucked up,
we brought us fucking up,

you made us fucking angry,
and now were fucking mad,
the more you fucking hide,
the more it prooves your fucking sad,

we've lost fucking soldiers,
to your fucking ways,
and now its fucking time,
for you to fucking pay.

Fucking taliban die,
I'll fucking fuck you in the fucking eye,
You've killed my fucking friends,
and Thats fucking uncool,
and Now its fucking time,
that the Canadian Fucking Forces takes you to school,

Fuck.
What the Fucking fuck was I fucking thinking when I fucking wrote this fucking piece of fucking shit, like holy fuck, :)

Sorry, still fucking realing of how fucking cool this fucking poem is when you fucking read it like fuck, :P

Sorry, i'll stop, anyways, everyone has to write a poem that is full of vulgarity at some point in time or another, even edgar allen poe did, though he ate it and claimed it was a sandwich, never letting it see the eyes of the masses, but hey, thats his problem, I share with you, the most vulgar poem I have written to date, for the sure sakes of having fun.

I wrote this, after watching southparks 'Shit' episode, so I guess that would be my inspiration for this poem, haha! southpark kicks ass.

P.S. This was not supposed to be racist if you note the part where it says fuck the sand people, its a referance to terrorists, not everyone else. So if someone took that the wrong way, i appologize in advance, it was not ment to be conveyed as a racist term
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:rofl:

kind of erm.. nasty..er... but I get the message and if you uh just got rid of the fucks I'd like it better ^^

It's kind of amusing reading that out loud... O_o I've never heard to many F-bombs dropped all at once.